• church: follow jesus
  • me: does he follow back?
  • church:
  • me:
  • church:
  • me: promo 4 promo?






wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head




southern-dreamer:

little-miss-sunshine35:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

This made me smile

My kids would have these answers haha





egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons







tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit