cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net)



magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 





nah its nothin
a female actin like that shit aint make her mad (via king-joaquin)





(Source: towritelesbiansonherarms)



  • cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
  • me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.


if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

(Source: rnazerunner)



lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES


tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this